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Mondo Brutal (FREE Bizarro Grindhouse eBook Now Available for Download)

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Valentine Mayhem!!! I am proud to present the second novelette spinoff of THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE, a full-on grindhouse, ultraviolent bizarro story called, MONDO BRUTAL.

Doreen is a vixen assassin and tonight’s mission–to take down a crazy geezer named Butch Smeezer and his were-goat goons–is underway. But the tables are turned when Doreen is captured by some feisty were-goats and subjected to the carnal magic of a device called Old Mattie. Haunted by her past and fueled by the violence of the present, Doreen is infected with hate and must battle her own demons as well as annihilate the enemy! MONDO BRUTAL delivers a swift Bizarro Grindhouse slice to the throat in this second spinoff of Jamie Grefe’s THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE.

MONDO BRUTAL is 100% FREE:

Tumblr–Enjoy the blood-soaked one page version: http://mondobrutal.tumblr.com
Smashwords–Snag an epub or a mobi: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/408690
Goodreads–Review it and get the pdf: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20809728-mondo-brutal

Thank you for reading and spreading the word!

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The Sickle Vixen (Free Pocket Novelette)

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The Sickle Vixen

My Mondo Vixen Massacre-inspired Pocket Novellete, THE SICKLE VIXEN, is free on Smashwords. If you want to get a taste of my writing, please download this pocket novelette and enjoy the ride. There are many file formats to choose from.

It is a spin-off of the original novella, which means there is a definite connection between it and the novella’s story, but doesn’t require readers to have any knowledge of the book. It stands alone.

For more information on Bizarro Fiction, see my 35 Tips For Writing Bizarro Fiction

Thank you for reading.

The Mondo Vixen Massacre: An Excerpt (as read by the author)

Last night, I prepared and recorded myself reading from the beginning of MVM. When I was a classroom teacher, I would often read aloud to my students and found the exercise to be a calming and meditative way to bring students into the fold of a book. Of course, I would then open up the floor to any student who wished to read out loud and we would go around the room in this way. I believe that voicing a text is a healthy exercise in developing one’s reading ability and experience of the book. While no reading is ever perfect, when we hear a book read (especially by the author), we can learn to understand how they meant it to be voiced and felt. I hope you enjoy this reading. Thank you.

Thank You /// Noise

I would like to thank everyone who has purchased a copy of my debut novella, THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE. The reception to the book’s unique style and content has been overwhelmingly positive. It’s been invigorating to speak with writers and readers who like the book. I’ve met many interesting people through this publication process and the journey is just beginning.

If you have purchased a copy of the book, I encourage you to help spread the word by writing a review or a blog post about your thoughts of the book. Every review helps and I wholeheartedly appreciate the gesture. In return for your effort, I am happy to offer you high-quality audio files of improvisational/noise music that I’ve created throughout the years, most or all of which is now out-of-print. Chances are, if you like the book, you will like the sounds.

Also, if you know of any good blogs that might be interested in a promotional copy of the book (maybe, you yourself) or if you are interested in becoming a part of my upcoming blog-tour, please get in touch.

At the end of the day, I set out to write a book that would satisfy readers. Of course, I understand not everyone will enjoy the book, and that is fine, but please know that behind the crazy story and absurd situations in the book’s universe, there is a lot of heart.

Thank you!