I’m saying “Sayonara” to The Eyeslit-Crypt and moving my operations fully over to This new site will serve as my blog and portfolio for writing projects. It’s also a WordPress site, so please, if the urge strikes you, do follow along.

It’s been a great handful of years working on this eyeslit beast, but it’s girth became too much, it’s pull too wide. I’ll leave it sit for now. Many folks still hit those Walker Percy and Lacan articles on a daily basis, but we’ll leave it at that.

Many thanks to my readers. I remain grateful.




Some Unshaven Thoughts on Reading

A video in which I improvise reasons why reading my book (and reading in general) are good for you. Watch a mind at work, overworked, but sure to make you smile. Thank you for watching.

Mondo Brutal (FREE Bizarro Grindhouse eBook Now Available for Download)

Valentine Mayhem!!! I am proud to present the second novelette spinoff of THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE, a full-on grindhouse, ultraviolent bizarro story called, MONDO BRUTAL.

Doreen is a vixen assassin and tonight’s mission–to take down a crazy geezer named Butch Smeezer and his were-goat goons–is underway. But the tables are turned when Doreen is captured by some feisty were-goats and subjected to the carnal magic of a device called Old Mattie. Haunted by her past and fueled by the violence of the present, Doreen is infected with hate and must battle her own demons as well as annihilate the enemy! MONDO BRUTAL delivers a swift Bizarro Grindhouse slice to the throat in this second spinoff of Jamie Grefe’s THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE.


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Thank you for reading and spreading the word!


Kindle Edition of THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE: Order Now

The Kindle edition of THE MONDO VIXEN MASSACRE is now available for purchase in the Amazon store. If you are a fan of bizarro fiction, like over-the-top violence and action and a lot of sexy fun, you’ll love the book. Your eyes are getting heavy. Yes, you will love the book. Look deep into my eyes. You. Will. Love. The. Book. Money well spent.

Book Review: The Mondo Vixen Massacre

A very in-depth review of my book. Enjoy!

The Mondo Vixen MassacreThe Mondo Vixen Massacre by Jamie Grefe

My rating: 3.5 of 5 stars

Okay, I’m just going to say it: Jamie Grefe needs to lay off the caffeine, or cocaine, or whatever he’s on.

The Mondo Vixen Massacre is Jamie Grefe’s entry into this year’s New Bizarro Authors Series, a series I look forward to every year as it brings new and experimental voices in fiction. Grefe’s entry is…unique, to say the least.

The book begins with Tom Clay being graphically tortured in every way you can possibly imagine and then some. Vixens of every type have broken into his house, murdered his son, kidnapped his wife, tortured Tom, and left him for dead. But he’s not dead. Thus begins a bloody tale of rescue and revenge as he attempts to recover his wife from the vixens’ clutches and maybe find out why they targeted him and his family to…

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